Broccoli Boi

Your friend fell asleep first at the hangout. Everyone knows the ancient law: the friend who falls asleep first gets pranked.

His perm is magnificent. You happen to have a broccoli. This is not a coincidence — it's destiny.

Brush the floof with the broccoli. Score points. And when he starts to wake up — FREEZE.

Get caught mid-stroke and he will end you.

🥦 HOW IT WORKS 🥦 

- Drag the broccoli through the hair to score strokes

- The more you brush, the more annoyed he gets

- Fast brushing scores faster... but wakes him quicker. Greed has a price.

- Touch anything that isn't hair? He wakes up instantly.

- When his eyes open — STOP. Lift the broccoli. Act natural.

- One stroke while he's watching = it's over.

📸 Every run ends with a Perm Inspection Report — your final floof, your stroke count, and your official rank. NPC VOLUME, GOOFY AHH FLOOF, CERTIFIED FLOOFER... or the legendary PERM LEGEND.

🏆 Beat your best. Then send the report card to a friend and make them try.

Plays in your browser. Mouse or touch. 30-second runs. Zero mercy.